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Sept.2008.

The fact of life which is true... "EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE SPECIAL AT FIRST SIGHT... BUT ONLY VERY FEW WILL REMAIN SPECIAL TO YOU TILL THE LAST SIGHT":)

Send By LUNA

Sept.2008.

* Ssshhh!!!

Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide & protect YOU always in whatever YOU do & wherever YOU are!

Funny Sms

funny sms for mobile Question: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? Answer: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

* Let Me Guess what you are Doing
Reading Book?
Na Na!
Listening Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah.!
Caught U!

Missing Me.
& Reading My SMS NA.!

Oh Now Ur
Smiling

* Thought for Fun Day:- Never make the same mistake twice...There are so many new ones.... Try different one each day!

* 2 'BEST' friends walking in a jungle cum across a hungry tiger rushing 2wards them. One of them opens d bag n takes out his nike gear..
2nd : do u think with these u will run faster than d tiger.?
1st : buddy, I don't care bout d tiger, won't matters is RUNNING FASTER DAN YOU..

* A Sweet Excuse:
A kid gets 0 mark in a paper.
Father angrily says what is dis?
Kid replies: Teacher ke paas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye!

*Chicken ready ? Yes ,boss. omlet ready? Yes, boss .
mutton ready? no boss. bakra abhi sms par raha hai

* Question: Where do you get virgin wool from? Answer: Ugly sheep.

*Girl:Tum mujhe kitna pyeer karte ho? Boy: Shahjahan jitna. Girl: Mere marne ke baad Taj banaoge? Boy: Maine to plot liya hain, delay to tum karrahiho. (Hindi Phonetic )

* Democratic diff b/w USA & INDIA... In USA u can kiss at public place but can't piss... In India u can PISS at public place but can't kiss

*Lord Ganesha says...
"Care for your head..
Not everyone gets a replacement like Me ! WEAR a Helmet !"

* Boss-u look exactly like my third wife
Secretary-How many times have u been married ?
Boss-twice..
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